Cards

I don't get what's up with these banks. When I apply for credit cards you reject me because I don't earn enough. Then all of a sudden a whole bunch of you start calling me up and offering them to me, all at once. Is there some kind of conspiracy going on? Or merely eager beaver recruits trying to hit their quotas?

2 cards (or perhaps even more) from new banks plus 3 new cards from Citibank (which I admit, I applied for myself because I wanted their discounts) equals a too-fat wallet. Out of all of them, the Citibank ones seem the most cool, because I can actually pay for stuff with my fingerprint. Biometrics, whatever will they think of next? Maybe in future I'll just have to spit in a jar and my bill will be paid.