Ulcerations

I woke up this morning and thought I had a sore throat.

Then I discovered a huge fucking ulcer right smack on my throat.

Now I can't even smoke properly, only in tiny little puffs because the act of sucking apparently flexes that portion, causing me pain.

I don't know which is worse; this or the three ulcers (including one on the tongue) I got in China simultaneously when I bit myself four times in the same day.