The Voice of DIY Hair Coloring

After imbibing copious amounts of the medications below, my throat recovered enough for me to do some voiceovers today.




And apparently, I'll be teaching unsuspecting passersby in a chain of personal stores the correct way to color their hair using DIY kits. I can't imagine a higher honor. Getting the highest per-hour paycheck I've ever received plus a bag of products is just icing on the cake!

Maybe I'll be lecturing kids on the finer points of contraceptive use in my next gig. I can only hope.