A Poem for Chye

In commemoration of Chye making it to Female magazine's 50 Gorgeous People 2008 list - contestant #48! - I have composed an epic poem to mark the occasion.

(Note: For it to rhyme, poem is to be read in a Singaporean accent)

#48

Chye, Chye, forty-eight;
You make me forget my date!
Chye, Chye, forty-eight;
I need you to warm my bed!
Chye, Chye, forty-eight;
For you I'm no longer straight!
Chye, Chye, forty-eight;
Think of you and masturbate!